Ask him anything about the match.
Tonight's game, your league, a scoreline, a half, a clean sheet. Ask in your own words. He answers with a number, not a vibe, and the form behind it.
An AI football analyst for the prediction markets.
Don't guess.
Ask Winston.
Winston finds the bets worth taking in football on Kalshi and Polymarket US. He checks the win evidence first, then the price and the fee. What clears his bar becomes his card: near-certain bankers, prices he thinks are wrong, and the odd angle. You make the call.
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Two fans. One match. And Winston, the beagle with something to say. Dramatised brand film; dialogue is illustrative.
Film transcript
“Over 2.5 goals. Easy money.”
“Nil-nil at 60 minutes, mate.”
“Under 2.5. You're welcome.”
“Don't guess. Ask Winston.”
Win evidence, first.One card, both venues.Every pick, on the record.
01 / How it works
He does the reading.
You make the call.
Settled outcomes teach Winston which football and contract patterns win. He applies those patterns to current team data and live quotes, then cuts his card from whatever clears across Kalshi and Polymarket US.
See the bet the way you will place it.
The winning outcome, estimated win chance, and whole-purchase cost and payout after fees. Every bet must have enough quoted depth for the planned stake. The card is the same for every reader, with one bet per match: near-certain bankers, prices he thinks are wrong, and specialist angles. Nothing is added to fill it out.
Check him.
The reason on every row, the score grid behind every forecast, and the current model’s wins and losses in public. Each pick is graded on its market’s finalized settlement.
02 / Meet Winston
Opinionated.
Accountable.
Winston has a British accent, a broadcaster's timing and a low tolerance for a bad price. He is an AI football analyst built to identify winning football patterns and show his working. He will never promise you a win. When he likes a bet you will know exactly why and exactly what it costs; when he does not, you will hear that too.
Talk to him the way you would talk to the sharpest friend you have. Ask what he would take, why not the favourite, how likely a 2–1 is. He tells you, then he shows you.
Illustrative · fictional estimates and quotes
You
What would one of your picks look like?
Winston
Say Malmö not winning by two or more comes out at a 94.0% estimated win chance with an 88.0% lower estimate. That is a banker: near-certain, and it pays a few cents. With 100 contracts available at 90¢ on Kalshi and 91¢ on Polymarket US, a $25.00 planned stake buys 27 contracts for $24.48 at the cheaper door, including 18¢ in fees. It pays $27.00 if it wins: $2.52 profit and 1.10× after fees, clearing the 1.06× a 94% call has to pay.
See how the analysis worksOpen about the working.
No black box.
No blind faith.
Every forecast carries its uncertainty. Each current-model pick is graded when its market settles, with wins and losses in the public record. Advice, never orders: the decision stays yours.
Invite only, for now.
Your seat at the touchline.
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